From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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