Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
