Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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