I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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