Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize