i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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