that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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