its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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