So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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