That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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