I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
