So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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