So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This is my gift to your gina
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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