Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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