Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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