Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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