I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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