the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
