Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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