Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I want her autograph on my taint
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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