My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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