i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
