no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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