I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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