Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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