Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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