So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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