let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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