everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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