She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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