I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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