I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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