i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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