Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so let's talk penis.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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