he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
