Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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