Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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