Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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