i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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