I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize