I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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