I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
