this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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