do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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