that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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