nut hugger
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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