This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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