dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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