I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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