Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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