She announced her abortion via fbk
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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