you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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